14 WAYS TO GET FIRED !!

1.Fall ill every week and then blame your keyboard for giving you unimaginable infection.

2.Make a biased comment on a women employee in front of 10 other employees. (Full proof formula to be thrown out) :)

3.In the ’skills learned’ column in your appraisal form, say “making good coffee”.And proceed to demonstrate how, during the appraisal.

4.Tell you boss exactly how you think of her/him.

5.Say mean things about your office on your blog and then pass it over to your boss with ” Must Read ” in subject line.

6.Make the maximum use of office stationary…order 10 to 20 stationary items daily only to go home and use it for your MBA coaching’s rough work.

7.Use official phones to call your girlfriend on every min interval just to let her know that how much you miss her.

8.Put up reminders on your desk for next week interviews with prospective employers.

9.Take holidays because “your grandmother died” and come back with a new look and haircut.

10.Take “best quality” color printouts of your dog’s b’day pictures on the office printer and show them to your boss.

11.Run a fake reciept book business and then use it to claim your office expenses.

12.Offer to make coffee for everybody,and then disappear ,only to reappear an hour later,flushed from a table tennis game.

13.Show up at your boss’s doorstep in the middle of the night and say ,”I got this great idea, want to hear it?”.

Last but not the least …..guess what it can be ………..hmmmm……………..D.U.H !!!

14. Just Resign already!